The biggest of them all.

Bragging, pandering to everyone.

Pretending it’s a humble act.

Appeasing the wise and the fool,

catering to the warm and the cool,

a face for the red and another face for the blue.

Low traits to indulge in.

I can pretend I don’t see,

but that’s what makes me grand.

Don’t get confused.

I saw you then and I see you now.

We’re just of different nature.